the colonoscopy monologues

so, i thought that rather than worry and freak out, i would record. tomorrow is the "procedure" as i've taken to calling it. in 1 hour, i have to start drinking the peglyte that will clean me out from stem to stern for tomorrow. right now i'm just worked up about drinking the stuff. it seems ridiculous, but people keep telling me how awful it is. people are so kind sometimes...