nurses are rock stars

at least, that's what i'm told i said. this scope was so much better! i don't remember a thing. my roommate chris was with me, and he said i was very grateful, very insistent on thanking everyone. i guess one of the nurses was joking with me about leaving my iv in if i had a habit at home, and i said "yeah, i love heroin." darcy took advantage of my weakened state when we got home and pulled my cereal bowl down so he could drink the milk out of it. good times. at the end of the day, i crashed out and had the craziest dreams. i wish i could remember all of it, but i know that my nipples were pierced with big green studs, i was dating a 19 year old, and i had 8 bathrooms. that sums it up i guess.