Thursday, April 21, 2005

pocket shrapnel

i was walking past the speaker's corner machine in the public library downtown and i caught a glimpse of one of the questions that is supposed to "inspire" you to record your thoughts for the local tv station, the new pl.

what do you think of the proposed $5 coin?

now, while i enjoy coins as much as the next person, i see two glaring drawbacks to a $5 coin:

a. as with the $2 coin, the evil vending machine conglomerate will see this is as license to charge more for their goods and services. or perhaps, they will go japan-style and start selling more big-ticket items.

b. it will be more difficult to tip strippers. not that i tip strippers, but if i ever were to tip a stripper, i wouldn't want to tip a large amount. with a $5 coin, the lowest stripper tip would have to be a $10 bill. that, or strippers will have to start incorporating a coin toss into their acts. maybe they already have. it just doesn't seem convenient.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yeah, coins are awfully difficult to work into an act, especially taking into account the projected 'girth' of the new $5 coin.